Americans can be very competitive. I suppose it's in our DNA. And the Bureau isn't willing to play second fiddle to historical organizations such as the East German Stasi or the Nazi Gestapo. Today, even the Chinese Ministry of State Security is envious of the FBI. Show your support of tyranny by wearing this comfortable, soft, lightweight t-shirt. It's an ideal staple piece for any totalitarian wardrobe!
• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.3 oz/yd² (145.8 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Pre-shrunk
• Blank product sourced from undisclosed guerrilla bases within Honduras, Nicaragua, Mexico, or Cambodia because we're constantly moving for our security.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.3 oz/yd² (145.8 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Pre-shrunk
• Blank product sourced from undisclosed guerrilla bases within Honduras, Nicaragua, Mexico, or Cambodia because we're constantly moving for our security.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
BODY LENGTH (inches) | BODY WIDTH (inches) | |
XS | 27 | 17 ½ |
S | 28 | 19 |
M | 29 | 20 ½ |
L | 30 | 22 |
XL | 31 | 24 |
2XL | 32 | 26 |
3XL | 33 | 28 |