Jamboree T-Shirt

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  • Regular price $26.76


Just because a few pedophiles couldn't keep their hands off them little fellers doesn't mean the action-packed, fun-filled annual Jamboree is dead. No Sir! With the same enthusiasm and motivation as pedophile Scout Leaders, FBI agents have brought back to life all the excitement and intrigue expected from a quality event of this magnitude. Instead of little boys in tighty whiteys, the G men have now turned their attention towards informants and naive Patriots; it's absolutely WOKEtacular! Show your enthusiasm and support with this comfortable, soft, lightweight, and form-fitting shirt. It even has the clasic "BP" laurel on the front left chest. It's an ideal staple piece for any federal agent, informant or Patriot's wardrobe! See y'all at the next event.

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Heather Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.3 oz/yd² (145.8 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Pre-shrunk

Size guide

  XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Body Length (inches) 27 28 29 30 31 32 33
Body Width (inches) 17 ½ 19 20 ½ 22 24 26 28